The only way a drum machine will get out of beat is for you not to pay your electric bill.
If you're not nervous then you're not paying attention.
My ego only needs a good rhythm section
In respect for drummers, see, I love drummers.
So What or Kind of Blue were done in that era, the right hour, the right day. It's over; it's on the record.
If you don't know what to play, play nothing.