If someone tells you you're not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass.

You know, what can I say. If a relationship can't work out, make a record.

Hannah in the show is enormous, like a Hilary Duff of TV. I hope everyone really likes her. She's a great person!

I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar. You can get 'em at gas stations. They're like 99 cents for four bags. And cashews. I love cashews.

I love looking out at 27 semis and being like, every single one of those semi trucks is there to put together my stage.

Don't worry about the masses. That's how you make a memorable moment.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.