I like whimsy and satire, and that's what Americans like so much about Brits. We bring subtlety and sense of humor that you sometimes lack. We have a very long history of importing Brits like Christopher Hitchens who are better at it than Americans are.

Europe has an incredibly long, bloody history based on an excess of nationalism which has also created a lot of amazing art. The issue is that America also imported a lot of that wholesale, dropped it onto this other big continent over the sea, and that's worked really well so far, but my view is that a little breather is necessary to make sure that - because Europe is about to fall, Sweden is going, Germany is going, France is going, America is going to be the preserver of that inheritance.

I don't believe that sex with 13-year-olds is okay.

I always believe in facts.

Black Lives Matter is the ultimate divisive movement.

The government does a lot of stuff that it shouldn't do - the Department of Education, for instance.

Hillary Clinton is funded by people who murder homosexuals.