Hillary Clinton is funded by people who murder homosexuals.

Most of the federal government could be shut down.

I like whimsy and satire, and that's what Americans like so much about Brits. We bring subtlety and sense of humor that you sometimes lack. We have a very long history of importing Brits like Christopher Hitchens who are better at it than Americans are.

If white privilege is a thing, why are people working so hard to be black? All of the award shows and cultural events favor black culture.

The Jews run all the banks. Well, we do. The Jews run the media. Well, we do. You know, I mean they're right about all that stuff.

Anyone who has spent five seconds in my company, or two seconds in my bedroom knows that I am not a white supremacist.

First and foremost, I'm a journalist. My business is the truth. Now, I happen to be other things, too - a pop-culture phenomenon, the most in-demand speaker on the campus lecture circuit, whatever.