I think that it's insidious to be spending more of your time reflecting and talking about panels, and talking more and more in smart ways about your otherness, rather than doing the hard work of your job.

True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds.

I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.

I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports, I wasn't good at anything artsy, ever. I think there was a real worry for a while about what I would be good at. I was just this chubby little Indian kid who looked like a nerd.

One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.

People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption.