People who are good at stand-up, they sort of seem to have to do it. Something within them makes them have to go on the road.

I sort of refuse to be an outsider, even though I know that I very much look like one to a lot of people, and I refuse to view myself in such terms.

I have an underdog spirit in me, and now it feels weird to kind of get my own way more often than not.

I had to learn a skill set. I think I had the materials to be a good comedy writer.

I’m Adorable. I Look like Keira Knightley Running Errands!

I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.

Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.