People who are good at stand-up, they sort of seem to have to do it. Something within them makes them have to go on the road.

That's what she said.

People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.

I love telling press the designers I'm wearing, especially if they are emerging. That's exciting to me, supporting talented newcomers.

If I can muster up any allure in my life, at this stage, I wouldn't mind doing that.

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.

It makes me cry because it means that fewer and fewer people are believing it's cool to want what I want, which is to be married and have kids and love each other in a monogamous, long-lasting relationship.