It makes me cry because it means that fewer and fewer people are believing it's cool to want what I want, which is to be married and have kids and love each other in a monogamous, long-lasting relationship.

If you are going to ask your crush for their phone number, you are one of the small group of women I am so jealous of.

Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe.

Of course, everyone wants to be mythologized in a great way.

If I'm going to be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess, right?

Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I've been surprised at how much I've been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that's true.

I am the kind of person that is drawn to colors against my will.