..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've built my life around you." I think a good test to see if a human is actually a robot/android/cylon is to have them listen to this song lyric and study their reaction. If they don't cry, you should stab them through the heart. You will find a fusebox.
Mindy KalingI would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.
Mindy KalingI initially thought you were ugly, but then you walked closer to me and I realized you were pretty.
Mindy Kaling