I was always a silent comedy nerd. I would stay up late and sneak downstairs to watch 'Saturday Night Live' and 'Kids in the Hall,' and things like that. Very early on, my parents realized that I was not going to be an engineer or a doctor. I just don't have those inclinations, at all.

He was so popular you could barely look at him without being blinded by cool.

Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler.

I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.

Of course, everyone wants to be mythologized in a great way.

I cringe a lot when I look at my early talk-show experiences.

I just want ambitious teenagers to know it is totally fine to be quite, observant kids. Besides being a delight to your parents, you will find you have plenty of time later to catch up.