I'd rather be like Odysseus than someone who was handed everything.

I have a whole system down for returning online shopping: a tape gun, a printer for return labels. That has replaced traditional window shopping in my life, as I've gotten busier.

In my writers' room, which is mostly men, I get a lot of questions like "What would be the quickest way to pass as a seemingly normal guy between the ages of twenty-five and forty years old?"

True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I've ever had in my life.

The Tweets that I have written that are most popular are the ones that are the kind of universal girly concerns and observations.

Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.