A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds.

I work so hard and so many hours, and I've done that for years and years and years.

What? I have a cold. Don’t get a look of terror on your face. The worst that could happen is that you’ll get a cold, too. You don’t have to theatrically Purell a thousand times a day and look all panicky every time I come into the room.

Live performance really terrifies me. I haven't done it, really, in years. I think that's why I retired from my brief career in stand-up.

I have such a rich fantasy life, I can't help it. I do make up a lot of romantic stories in my head.

Directing is exhausting, but not for the actual directing part, when you say "Action!" and give creative notes. As a director, the exhausting part is that you are a professional answer-machine.

Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.