I have realized why corrupt politicians do nothing to improve the quality of public school education. They are terrified of educated voters.
Hindi naman ako mataba eh. In fact I'm so sexy that it overflows.
I do not subscribe to the school of thought that I am leading the presidential polls because of my beautiful legs.
Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
I believe I can sing anything.
If you are in a relationship, stop trying to figure out who wears the pants between the two of you. Relationships work best when both of you are not wearing pants.