Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.

It is very important that you should choose the person you will marry and stay with that person. There are many people now who believe in serial love, loving one person after another. I don’t think that is good for our mental health. I think we should get it over with. Love is like measles, you know. You only get it once in your lifetime and you are immune forever. I am very happy to say that is what happened to me. I am completely immune to any temptation. All men who have passed my life after I got married might as well have been sticks of furniture.

Without a whole lot of pressure, a diamond is just a piece of coal.

I do not subscribe to the school of thought that I am leading the presidential polls because of my beautiful legs.

Hindi naman ako mataba eh. In fact I'm so sexy that it overflows.

If you are in a relationship, stop trying to figure out who wears the pants between the two of you. Relationships work best when both of you are not wearing pants.

I am not afraid of death threats, but I am appalled that so many people are capable of so much wrong spelling and fractured grammar!