In college, I had a course in Latin, and one day the word "divorce" came up. I always figured it came from some root that meant "divide." In truth, it comes from "divertere," which means "to divert." I believe that. All divorce does is divert you, taking you away from everything you thought you knew and everything you thought you wanted and steering you into all kinds of other stuff, like discussions about your mother's girdle and whether she should marry someone else.

Heaven can be found in the most unlikely corners.

Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do something else.

Once heaven is done with grandma, we'd like her back, thanks.

Didn't people call New Year's the loneliest night on the calender? She took comfort in knowing somewhere on the planet, someone might be as miserable as she was.

To know you're going to die, and to be prepared for it at any time. That's better. That way you can actually be more involved in your life while you're living.

Fairness, does not govern life and death. If it did, no good person would ever die young. ~ The blue man