In college, I had a course in Latin, and one day the word "divorce" came up. I always figured it came from some root that meant "divide." In truth, it comes from "divertere," which means "to divert." I believe that. All divorce does is divert you, taking you away from everything you thought you knew and everything you thought you wanted and steering you into all kinds of other stuff, like discussions about your mother's girdle and whether she should marry someone else.

Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself.

There are no random acts.

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family.

Something is always happening somewhere.

Getting old we can deal with. Being old is the problem

Remember, the only difference between 'marital' and 'martial' is where you put the 'i'.