What's up, gangstas? It's the M-I-Double-Tizzle.

Today's misery is real unemployment, home foreclosures and bankruptcies. This is the Obama Misery Index - and it's at a record high. It's going to take more than new rhetoric to put Americans back to work - it's going to take a new president.

My doctrine is as I've described, which is confidence in our cause, clarity in our purpose, and resolve in our might.

Our plans protect freedom and opportunity, and our blueprint is the Constitution of the United States.

Join me in welcoming the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan.

We should have communicated to Iran that we are prepared, that we are considering military options. They're not just on the table, they are in our hands.

Now workers should have the right to join unions. But unions should not be forced upon workers. And unions should not have the power to take money our of their members' paychecks to buy the support of politicians that are favored by the union bosses.