What's up, gangstas? It's the M-I-Double-Tizzle.

I will begin my presidency with a jobs tour. President Obama began with an apology tour. America, he said, had dictated to other nations. No Mr. President, America has freed other nations from dictators.

Don't try to stop the foreclosure process. Let it run its course and hit the bottom.

President Obama attacks success and therefore under President Obama we have less success and I will change that.

America has not dictated to other nations. We have freed other nations from dictators.

It's not government that makes business successful. It's not government investments that makes businesses grow and hire people.

President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet. My promise... is to help you and your family.