I always say, 'Books beat boredom,' said Amanda wisely.
Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?
The difference between children and adults is that they're shorter - not dumber.
If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
Writing for children is as easy as describing the history of the Byzantium in three words.
The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, right?