Sacha Baron Cohen is one of my heroes.

All of us little bald white guys wearing glasses kind of look the same.

The average life expectancy of a celebrity is 20 years less than someone working in a coal mine.

I was trying to convince myself I could learn to be gay - but no. That's one of my great regrets.

The reason I didn't like cocaine is it made me do stupid things, have stupid conversations, and stay awake until 11 o'clock in the morning unable to think, read, sleep or speak.

I love to be busy. I'm envious of people who are able to take their spare time and relax. All I like to do is work. Perhaps it's lingering Calvinist guilt?

As people continue to do more and buy more over the Internet, continue to meet people over the Internet, connection speeds are going to get faster, and the Internet is just going to become an even more integral part of people's lives.