This isn't like naming your dog Spot.

It takes a unique woman to see me as any sort of catch.

Whereas for me, touring tends to be a very strange and isolating experience.

Look not too long in the face of the fire, O man! Never dream with thy hand on the helm! Turn not thy back to the compass; accept the first hint of the hitching tiller; believe not the artificial fire, when its redness makes all things look ghastly. To-morrow, in the natural sun, the skies will be bright; those who glared like devils in the forking flames, the morn will show in far other, at least gentler, relief; the glorious, golden, glad sun, the only true lamp—all others but liars!

I run into a lot of people who are instantly filled with ridicule at the idea that someone wouldn't eat meat.

When I was a drunk, New York was the greatest place in the world. You walk everywhere, everything is open until four in the morning, and people go to New York looking for debauchery.

Actually, the most entitled people I've met are indie rockers and indie actors, because they really believe their press.