I know, in my heart of hearts, I don't do things for money.

I joined Facebook purely so I could play online Scrabble. You have eight tiles instead of seven, so you tend to have higher scores. I'm somewhere between 400 and 500.

Honestly, the most vulnerable part of my life is probably just honest expression, as cliché as that might sound.

One can only snort so many ants and have so much sex before one starts to long for the comfort and companionship of a good book.

I'd much rather go out and have music randomly presented to me by different DJs than stay home and discover it on my own.

I find myself for whatever reason unable to live in the apartment I renovate and have to sell.

I've done the performing monkey stuff and massive breakdowns, it's just they weren't documented.