It seems so antithetical to the teachings of Christ to proclaim your faith in public. I mean, of course you're not supposed to hide your light under a bushel.

I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.

My uncle is from Argentina, so I grew up hearing Spanish. My Spanish isn't very good, but my pronunciation isn't terrible.

Old people go to the polls because they can't get erections, young people stay home, do drugs and have sex.

Many of my friends back in New York and elsewhere have a glib or dismissive attitude toward Los Angeles. It's a place of strip malls and traffic and not much else, in their opinion.

Luckily almost no one buys music anymore, so selling music doesn't really affect any of my professional decisions.

I've never seen Friends; I've never seen Seinfeld. I've heard people reference these things but I've never seen them.