My secret is being not terrible at a lot of things.

If a musician is making a mediocre, self-indulgent body of work, they have to know that, for the most part, people aren't going to be interested.

The moment that you impose your will on another person or animal, that's when we are allowed to say you have committed an ethical breach.

Sacha Baron Cohen is one of my heroes.

I'll look through 'Us Weekly' and I'll see a picture of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston. And I'm like, 'Wow, they just... they look so good. Even if they're like just wearing jeans and a t-shirt, they still look great.'

I love it when celebrities fall apart, you want them to fall apart like Charlie Sheen.

I've dated attractive people and I don't find a correlation between amorous enthusiasm and beauty and public figure status.