God has taken his chosen people, the problem being you are the only non-chosen person.

If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.

The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag.

I have to say that being a vegan in 1986 or whenever was a lot different than being a vegan in 2012. You'd go to health foods stores and basically your choice was between Mung beans and nutritional yeast, and that's about it.

No one wants to be hated, in public, by lots of people.

For my most of my career I've been a falling-down drunk. Most of my interviews were done hungover, and for a while it was great.

When Britney shaves off all her hair and beats paparazzi with umbrellas - that's what celebrities are supposed to do. They're not supposed to be reasonable, middle-aged guys drinking organic tea talking about semiotics.