The midget, Bush, and that Rumsfeld deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere.

One hundred infidels committed suicide as they entered the holy city of Baghdad. Their tanks will become their tombs.

They [US soldiers] started to commit suicide on the Baghdad walls. We will encourage them to double their suicide attempts.

Fight them everywhere. Don't give them a chance to breathe until they withdraw and retreat.

We will in fact encourage them to commit more suicides. We have given them death and poison.

Saddam Hussein's soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly.

Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honour and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts.