I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences.

Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper's Bazaar while waiting at the dentist's to have grasped that the purpose of fashion is to make A Statement. My own modest Statement, discerned by true cognoscenti, is, "Woman Who Wears Clothes So She Won't Be Naked.

...you could have knocked me over with Michael Huffington's brain.

Humanism is not alive and well in Texas. Different colors and types of Texans do not like one another, nor do they pretend to.

As for George Bush of Kennebunkport, Maine- personally I think he's further evidence that the Great Scriptwriter in the Sky has an overdeveloped sense of irony.

Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous.