I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day

One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.

If you really wanted to settle down the Middle East, if what you wanted was change in the Middle East, it is perfectly obvious that the first step is resolving the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.

The impulse to make ourselves safer by making ourselves less free is an old one ... When we are badly frightened, we think we can make ourselves safer by sacrificing some of our liberties. We did it during the McCarthy era out of fear of communism. Less liberty is regularly proposed as a solution to crime, to pornography, to illegal immigration, to abortion, to all kinds of threats.

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.

Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking at the culprit.