So keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds.

Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.

I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.

Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather.

Of course, it has never paid much.

One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.

Nice is a pallid virtue. Not like honesty or courage or perseverance. On the other hand, in a nation notably lacking in civility, there is much to be said for nice.