The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up.

If it's not happening, write your own thing!

I think things get a lot better after high school. I think the ones that struggle during that time tend to have better experiences after.

I'm healthy, I have beautiful children and a beautiful life. I don't want to go toward negative stuff because I'm scared.

I'm very driven by writing.

I consider my comedy to be dramatic comedy. I always wanted music underscoring the dramatic monologue. It was always drama with comedy, in my head.

Most comedians come from a dark past and have a lot of sadness.