I don't know which is more nutty. All this stuff I do outside of work, or the stuff I do all week.

My husband is my part of my greatest joys, so it doesn't feel like work or like I'm balancing anything. My husband and my kids absolutely come first, so work is just something where I figure out where it will fit.

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.

Now, everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven. ... OK, now most guys will hit one, two, three and then go to seven and set up camp. ... You want to hit 'em all and you wanna mix 'em up. You gotta keep 'em on their toes. ... You could start out with a little one. A two. A one, two, three. A three. A five. A four. A three, two. Two. A two, four, six. Two, four, six. Four. Two. Two. Four, seven! Five, seven! Six, seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! [holds up seven fingers]

I don't know which is more nutty. All this stuff I do outside of work, or the stuff I do all week.

I'm a traditional wife in every sense.

That Monica who's just gonna sit there in mediocrity... That Monica died in Samoa