Now, everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven. ... OK, now most guys will hit one, two, three and then go to seven and set up camp. ... You want to hit 'em all and you wanna mix 'em up. You gotta keep 'em on their toes. ... You could start out with a little one. A two. A one, two, three. A three. A five. A four. A three, two. Two. A two, four, six. Two, four, six. Four. Two. Two. Four, seven! Five, seven! Six, seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! [holds up seven fingers]

If you think you are powerless, then you are

That Monica who's just gonna sit there in mediocrity... That Monica died in Samoa

The best part of being a mom to me is the unconditional love. I have never felt a love as pure, a love that's as rewarding.

Do you know how painful it is to tell someone you love him and not hear him say it back?

I look at you looking at me, Now I know why the best things are free, How you've changed my world You'll never know, I'm different now, You've helped me grow.

The thought of writing was always pleasant, but the process was painful