I try to keep my mind active. I'm a solitaire and puzzle addict. I exercise religiously. I don't do many things religiously and I've taken up golf to have something to do when I have nothing to do.

Doing comedy is as easy as doing anything else. You're dependent totally on the material.

I once heard a wise man say there are no perfect men. Only perfect intentions.

I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.

Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.

I believe in helping the planet survive, and that includes reaching out to help some of the disappearing creatures whose habitats we're destroying. It's up to us to somehow reverse that trend. I don't know how we'll achieve it, but we need to.

Did you just call me old? I really prefer the word 'experienced'.