I think the best thing somebody ever did to me was my mother opening her legs and squirting me out.

I go on vacation strictly to relax - to kick back with a good book and do nothing else but read, sleep and eat.

I was very lucky once I got started with a career. I happened to get some really good parts to play with some really good people to play with.

I understand that when Gary Oldman was in that suit [Batman], sweat would just drip off of him where they had to have holes in the gloves or something.

There is no such thing as homophobia. It is not a fear. It is you being an asshole.

Write something insightful. Say Morgan Freeman said it. Win at internet.

I am impatient with directors who don't know what they want, and the way you don't know what they want is because they want to do one more. "Let's do one more." So, "What for?" I guarantee you there's not going to be a change.