Someone's going to put the clothes on you, and part of being an actor is wearing costumes. Costumes tell you an awful lot about who you are, so you just, it's nothing.

I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.

I gravitate towards gravitas.

So if I believe in God, and I do, it's because I think I'm God.

Never let pride be your guiding principle. Let your accomplishments speak for you.

There is no such thing as homophobia. It is not a fear. It is you being an asshole.

My earrings are worth just enough to buy me a coffin if I die in a strange place. That was the reason why sailors used to wear them.