I always tell my kids if you lay down, people will step over you. But if you keep scrambling, if you keep going, someone will always, always give you a hand. Always. But you gotta keep dancing, you gotta keep your feet moving.

Our situation, with global warming and air quality and all of that, has gotten to be catastrophic.

The trick to any profession is making it look easy.

Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.

The public feels that if it's on the Internet and you can access it, you deserve it. You haven't committed any kind of crime. We may even have to rename piracy. But in any case, we have to confront it.

I've never had any intimate relationships with a dolphin.

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.