I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.

Never let pride be your guiding principle. Let your accomplishments speak for you.

I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice.

I always wanted to be a fireman, a cop, an Indian chief, a doctor, a lawyer. I always wanted to be all these things, so I am drawn to these kinds of characters.

I can only be so long without work before I start getting antsy.

Doing comedy is as easy as doing anything else. You're dependent totally on the material.

Don't be different just for different's sake. If you see it differently, function that way. Follow your own muse, always.