I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.
Morgan FreemanI am going to stop calling you a white man and I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man.
Morgan FreemanSo we say, oh, my goodness; we think we've found another Earth-like planet. We will start trying to figure out how to get there. And I have this strong belief that whatever we think we can do, whatever we can dream, we can do.
Morgan FreemanI think the best thing somebody ever did to me was my mother opening her legs and squirting me out.
Morgan Freeman