I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.
Morgan FreemanHey, if I don't have a job, I don't know why I bother to get up. Any time the phone rings, I'm ready to go. What else am I going to do? See, I've never retired. I don't even know what it means.
Morgan FreemanIt's sort of well-known that anytime any catastrophe happens anywhere in the world, they can count on the United States for help.
Morgan Freeman