You'd be surprised how many kings are only a queen with a moustache.

One begins with two people on a stage, and one of them had better say something pretty quick.

Playwriting, like begging in India, is an honorable but humbling profession.

Boredom is the keynote of poverty - of all its indignities, it is perhaps the hardest of all to live with - for where there is no money there is no change of any kind.

There is nothing that one can say about acting, writing, producing or directing that cannot be revoked in the next breath. Nothing is immutable. The logic of one year is a folly of the next.

How many of us would be willing to settle when we're young for what we eventually get? All those plans we make...what happens to them? It's only a handful of the lucky ones that can look back and say that they even came close.

The self-hatred that destroys is the waste of unfulfilled promise.