If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!
Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!
If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.
A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.
Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!
I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!