It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

Be obedient to your superior, and your inferior will obey you.

Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it.

Once the Choice is Made, Do Not Look Back, Do Not Second-Guess Your Decisions

I used to ask my brother Rudy to throw rocks at me. I'd dodge every one. That's how I learned how to bob and weave: ducking rocks.

If I kept my mouth shut, because I can make millions, that isn't doing nothing.