The one thing I don't understand is war.
I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world.
Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.
There comes a time in every person's life when he has to choose the course his life will take.
I can remember a couple of real fights when I ran. Because they were kinda dangerous.
Santa Claus was white and everything bad was black. The little ugly duckling was the black duck, and the black cat was the bad luck. And if I threaten you, I'm going to blackmail you.I said, 'Momma, why don't they call it 'whitemail'? They lie too.'