My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
Allah is the Greatest. I'm just the greatest boxer.
Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.
I can remember a couple of real fights when I ran. Because they were kinda dangerous.
I don't count my situps. I only start counting once it starts hurting.
Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are.