If you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
God gave me Parkinson's syndrome to show me I'm not 'The Greatest' - he is.
They can boo me, yell at me, and throw peanuts at me, as long as they pay to get in.
Who's gonna dare to be great?
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
I'm the most recognised and loved man that ever lived