There ain't no such thing as black Muslims. That's how they tried to cut off all my brothers in the rest of the world and divide us in America and make other Muslims think that we are not with them.We are all the same. I recognise them and they recognise me. I'm invited to all of their homes all over the world and I'm invited to Muslim countries.

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.

I love my people and I don't hate nobody and it keeps me out of trouble.

I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Cong.

It's possible for the heavyweight champion of the world to be with one woman.

I always liked to chase the girls. Parkinson's stops all that. Now I might have a chance to go to heaven.

Now you see me, now you don't. George thinks he will, but I know he won't!