A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing.
I'm so fast I could hit you before God gets the news.
I was the first one in the gym, and the last one to leave.
I don't count my situps. I only start counting once it starts hurting.
I just give lip service to being the greatest. He was the greatest.
I'm the fastest thing on two feet.