God gave me this illness to remind me that I'm not Number One; He is.

I should be a postage stamp, because that's the only way I'll ever get licked. I'm beautiful. I'm fast. I'm so mean I make medicine sick. I can't possibly be beat.

I hospitalized a rock, killed a brick...I'm so bad I make medicine sick!

You can do what you want. But it's nature to be with your own. I want to be with my own.

You can't take no Chinese man and give him no Puerto Rican woman and talking like they're in love and emotionally in love and physically.

The crowd did not dream when they laid down their money that they would see a total eclipse of the Sonny!

That's okay, I'm still the Greatest.