Do you know why I’m the fastest heavyweight in the world? I’m the only heavyweight that trains underwater!

You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till you cry like a baby.

In a competition of love we'll all share in the victory, no matter who comes first

Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans.

God gave me Parkinson's syndrome to show me I'm not 'The Greatest' - he is.

The greatest victory in life is to rise above the material things that we once valued most

Hana, everything that God made valuable in the world is covered and hard to get to. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers and layers of rock. You've got to work hard to get to them.