I'm so mean I make medicine sick!

Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans.

I've got it! I've got it! It'll make front-page headlines around the world. You can have me kidnapped, and then a couple of days before the fight I'll show up again

To succeed,all I need to do is suffer.

In a competition of love we'll all share in the victory, no matter who comes first

I'm most proud of my family.

I don't count my situps. I only start counting once it starts hurting.