I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them.

Old age is just a record of one's whole life.

There's nothing wrong with getting knocked down, as long as you get right back up.

Tolerance and understanding won't 'trickle down' in our society any more than wealth does.

Wisdom is knowing when you can't be wise.

I predict that this will be the greatest book ever and it will sell more than any other book in history

I always liked to chase the girls. Parkinson's stops all that. Now I might have a chance to go to heaven.