My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

The fact is I never was too bright in school. I just barely graduated. I had a D- average. I ain't ashamed of it, though. I mean, how much do principals make a month?

Will be a divine fight, a holy war...Armageddon on a miniature scale.

God tries you in certain, certain ways. Some people are rich, and they believe in God. They lose the money, things get hard, they get weak and quit going to church. Quit serving God like they did.

As soon as I heard the truth that Elijah Muhammad teaches us in America, it made me accept it.

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change.

I got it made the rest of my life, financially and in every other way. There's nobody in the world like me. I'm getting out just in time. If I was twenty seven, I could still kick ass. I don't have to beat Holmes. Why? I raised him, he worked three years as a sparring partner for me.