If you were surprised when Nixon resigned, just watch what happens when I whup Foreman's behind!

I've been on planes flying through thunder storms when the pilot says, 'ladies and gentlemen, we tried to fly around it but we can't so it's going to be rough'.And when a pilot says it's going to be bad, it's going to be rough. And you say to youself, boy, I could have got the train.

Oh! how the hours hasten to change into days, the days into months, the months into years, and those into life's annihilation!

In a competition of love we'll all share in the victory, no matter who comes first

If my fans think I can do everything I say I can do, then they're crazier than I am. After one of his fight predictions turned out to be wrong.

I'm The Greatest, but only in relation to fighting.

Will be a divine fight, a holy war...Armageddon on a miniature scale.