we have invented sex guilt to take our minds off the real thing.

It is difficult for people of advanced years to start remembering they must die. It is best to form the habit while young.

So great was the noise during the day that I used to lie awake at night listening to silence.

We often laughed at others in our house, and I picked up the craft of being polite while people were present and laughing later if there was anything to laugh about.

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.

I often wonder if we were all characters in one of God's dreams.

If you're going to do a thing, you should do it thoroughly. If you're going to be a Christian, you may as well be a Catholic.